Duh!
Do you have a birthday?
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No I just appeared one day fully grown.
Is your mother capable of giving birth?
Of Course not! I just fell out of the sky!
Can you get married before you turn 18?
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No, it’s scientifically proven! If you do you’ll die.
Are you a reptilian?
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Absolutely! I just have warm blood and don’t look scary.
Is mc2 chemistry?
Jokes on you I don’t even know what that is!
Is that Jeffery star flying through the air on a pink bike?
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No it’s Miranda Sings singing a Taylor Swift song on an airplane!
Is green a colour?
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No it’s an animal. I have a green as a pet.
Are you sarcastic?
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No, you are.
Is dinner food?
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No, dinner is air that tastes like food.
Do I drink water?
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No, you drink tables
Are turtles animals?
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Oc not, they’re walking coconuts!
Can I fly?
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Yes, only if you eat a butterfly beforehand though.
How did people figure out the speed of light when nothing is as fast as it is?
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They measured the speed of darkness first, it’s always there before you turn on the light, so it’s obviously faster.
Do we need to breathe?
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Nah, that’s just a waste of time. I haven’t breathed in ages.
Is your blood red?
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I don’t know, let me cut myself open to check
Why do birds why?
Cuz they have little jet packs.
How do you make babies?
You sacrifice an old person in a volcano and they get reborn.
Are kids humans?
So basically if I want a baby I have to throw my grandma in a volcano… interesting
No kids are reptilians
Is that a whale?
No, its the worlds biggest blob of flesh in the middle of the ocean that sings underwater.
Do chickens lay eggs?
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