No, they go to the hospital and are given the choice of C-section or labour.
Can birds fly?
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No they just magically float thru the air!
Is the sun hot?
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I actually swim in the sun because of how cool it feels.
Do airplanes actually fly¿
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No that’s just a conspiracy! They’re falling horizontally thanks to alien technology from Area 51
Are you spooky?
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Yes, as you can see I have pale skin and an extra eye living on my forehead.
Did the dinosaurs all die?
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No, they’re living with us now 
Is water wet?
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No it’s dry.
Is Bob a name?
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No its a colour.
Can’t penguins fly?
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My gosh, I just saw a penguin flying away over our roof.
Is doing homework good?
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No, it is just a waste of time
Is the Earth round?
No it’s cubic duh!
Is killing mean?
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No it saves lives
Do humans have skeletons?
No we dont need that its just a waste of place
Is that an important thing the sun ?
No, I don’t remember asking for a giant space heater a bajillion miles away.
Are you allergic to pineapples?
Nah my head just randomly swell whenever I eat them
Am I on a website?
No you’re on a sinking ship. Maybe you should start swimming.
Are your clothes wet?
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nah i’m just randomly dripping water because its normal
Is that really you
Last rime I checked, no
OMG, OMG, OMG!!! Is that Bilie Eilish?
No. That’s Katy Perry, dah~
Are you sure the Earth isn’t flat?
I’m pretty sure it has the form of a pig
Can I touch the sun?