The Sarcasm Game

Because its super fun and kids love it!!!

Why am I so bad at this game?

Because the parrot behind you is giving wrong answers…
Why can’t I sleep when I’m totally supposed to, but can fall asleep in the middle of class?

Because your sleeping schedule loves you.
Do fries come from potatoes?

Nahhh they come from chickens.
Why does my maths teacher hate me?

No, they come from crispy clouds,
Are cats solid?

It wouldn’t matter to society, no.

Is it true that clouds are made from cotton candy??

Obvi.
It is real that you can see farts if you eat green food dye

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no, it only works with blue food dye.

Is grass really green?

No it’s magenta.
Are clouds made of water?

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no, ice.

is an orange called an orange because it’s orange or an actual orange?

none of the above

Are you fat, or are you fat?

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No, I just accidently put a baby bump under my clothes on…

You are really sad about it aren´t you?

No, It’s just that water keeps falling from my eyes magically.
What are u doing?

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right now i’m gonna travel to a different dimension and fight a dragon.

Do you see with your ears?

No, I see with my index fingers. That’s why I always point them out

Do u like chocolate?

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Yeah, I like it because it’s salty :yum:

Why do you think about it?

It’s not because I was eating it or something, nooo

Why did u ask it?

That’s good question.
Why did the shoe walk To Africa

Because it was tired of standing in one place.
Why did the lion eat a zebra?

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Because the lion was very thirsty.

Why do you listen to that song?

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