Because I hate it so much.
Why are you still doing that?
Because it hurts my soul.
Why are you drinking cat pee?
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Because I found out it’s the cure for my heart break.
What do you do at the movies?
Obviously, I work out!
Why are you even buying that?
Coz it’s worth 1000$
Why are you eating dog poop?
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Because its healthy.
Why do birds fly?
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Cause the cant swim .
Why do sing songs?
Cause you can’t sing dances.
Wdym?
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Nothing you would understand 
Why do humans sleep
I know it doesn’t make sense but cant think of anything else 
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Because sucking people’s life-force by use of black magic was outlawed last year. 
Did I just join the Sarcasm Game?
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No u joined unsarcasm game.
Do Iive on earth ?
No, you live in Jupiter and I’m an alien.
What are u doing?
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I’m laying on a beach in mars
You are a human aren’t you?
No, I just adapted the form of humans beings to get unnoticed.
How are you?
I’m very bad
Wbu?
Unfortunately still in one piece and breathing.
Why are you still here?
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Obviously to fly with the planes.
Why do you sleep?
I actually don’t, I’m an android. I charge.
Why are you on the forums?
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To learn how to cook
Do pickles come from cucumbers?
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No they come from fish
Do you eat food?
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