The Sarcasm Game

Gtg dinner

It’s 2:16am where I live

BOI!! IT DISAPPEARED SINCE YOU CAME!!

What am I eating for dinner?

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Why are you asking us it’s your dinner.
Why can’t we fall down a rabbit hole and travel to Wonderland

Go back to kindergarten do find out why

Why was there an earthquake a couple days ago

Because your tummy rumbled

Is that a duck?

No. It’s a hamster

Is that an infinity gauntlet?

Ni, it’s just a giant, robotic hand that lights up.

Do you like playing Episode?

No I’m just on EPISODE forums for laughs.
Is that a hippo?

No. It’s an Erumpent

Where is my magical case filled with fantastic beasts?

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It disappeared just like ur sense of reality

Wheres my dad?

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With your mom. Guess what? You’re getting a little sibling

Why am i editing hings for people?

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My parents r divorced…
Why r u so bad at this game?

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Idk. I think your face is making me dizzy. It’s so ugly.

Why am I eating food right now?

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Cause u want to be obese
Why am I so ugly

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Because you use Kim Kardashian beauty products instead of the classic Loreal or Maybelline (no offense :neutral_face:)

Why are you answering this question?

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I dont where make up and if i do i only use mascara and blush. Im reading the question so u dont feel bad

Why r u so dumb?

Just to clarify I dont mean any of this, im just going with the game. Sorry if u offended anyone

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Hmm…because I was born like this and I am effing proud of it! :sweat_smile:

Why gravity pulls us down only?

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