Gtg dinner
It’s 2:16am where I live
BOI!! IT DISAPPEARED SINCE YOU CAME!!
What am I eating for dinner?
Why are you asking us it’s your dinner.
Why can’t we fall down a rabbit hole and travel to Wonderland
Go back to kindergarten do find out why
Why was there an earthquake a couple days ago
Because your tummy rumbled
Is that a duck?
No. It’s a hamster
Is that an infinity gauntlet?
Ni, it’s just a giant, robotic hand that lights up.
Do you like playing Episode?
No I’m just on EPISODE forums for laughs.
Is that a hippo?
No. It’s an Erumpent
Where is my magical case filled with fantastic beasts?
It disappeared just like ur sense of reality
Wheres my dad?
With your mom. Guess what? You’re getting a little sibling
Why am i editing hings for people?
My parents r divorced…
Why r u so bad at this game?
Idk. I think your face is making me dizzy. It’s so ugly.
Why am I eating food right now?
Cause u want to be obese
Why am I so ugly
Because you use Kim Kardashian beauty products instead of the classic Loreal or Maybelline (no offense
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Why are you answering this question?
I dont where make up and if i do i only use mascara and blush. Im reading the question so u dont feel bad
Why r u so dumb?
Just to clarify I dont mean any of this, im just going with the game. Sorry if u offended anyone
Hmm…because I was born like this and I am effing proud of it! 
Why gravity pulls us down only?