The SCHOOL thread

Lmao my friend on her first day she was doing the splits and she pooped :joy::joy:

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Oh lord! :laughing:

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Letā€™s just say that I was being loud (like I usually am- Iā€™m just a loud talker) in a quiet room, and a group of boys told me to be quiet. Literally hated myself right thenā€¦

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too many moments to say them all but I ripped my pants in 3rd grade on a bush :woman_facepalming:

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I said something and it made my friend be silent, gave me something terrible.

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Also, I kissed someone on the cheek, and they moved and they hated me for the rest of my life <3

I donā€™t have one that I can think of atm but yesterday at my momā€™s school a Kinder needed to pee but didnā€™t want to go find a teacher and ask so his pulled down his pants and started peeing in the middle of a field. I laughed when I heard about this yesterday.

Well, this is one of my most embarrassing moments at school:

It was in either 7th or 8th grade and my classmates and I were playing bound ball at P.E. So, I SUCK at the game and I would try and avoid to not get picked to be in the front where most of the action is. Anyways, I think my team was leading and the opposite team got mad and pointed me out saying that it was my turn to go. They only said it because they know I suck. Not wanting to get a F for not participating, I did as told and played. I ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY SUCK at serving the ball. Plus, I had my teammates telling me ā€˜Come on Jacquel! Please serve the ball correctly, we just need this last point!ā€™ I hate when Iā€™m under pressure, cause I mess up. I served the ball and it went soaring into the air, but didnā€™t move over the net. I shrugged, and was about to walk away when the ball came crashing down onto my head. EVERYONE SAW AND THEY WERE LAUGHING ALL DAY. I even tried to make it seem like it didnā€™t hurt which it really didnā€™t, I just felt a bit off.

I didnā€™t mean to make the story that long, Jesus Christā€¦:no_mouth:

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Year 11/10th grade, I managed to trip on air and fall over whilst standing in front of my class waiting to get my work marked.
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I had flashbacks to year 3/2nd grade when I walked into the wall in front of my class whilst taking the register. I had a bruise for weeks.
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As you can tell falling/tripping is a habit for me :woman_facepalming:
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Also, in year 6/5th grade I stood behind a girl in PE whilst she swung a baseball bat, I now have a dint in my head. I canā€™t remember this lol, but people constantly tell me about it and idk whether to believe them at this point :joy:

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In first grade, we were doing P.E and I bumped into someone, and they started yelling at me and I donā€™t know why! After we went into the classroom, they gave me the silent treatment. I felt so sick after that, and I donā€™t know why, but girl I wouldā€™ve slapped them.

[Originally posted on the ā€œMost Embarrassing Moment In School?ā€ thread]

I had many embarrassing moments in schoolā€¦

One of them was in PE class in 10th grade. I was really good at some sports and sucked at others. Basketball was actually one of them at which I was great (but not this day apparently). The teacher put us in teams and unfortunately, I was in a team with all my bullies. I didnā€™t speak English well at the time and was also very different from everyone else, so I was sort of an easy target but it couldā€™ve been worse.

Anyway, I guess I was really affected by this because during the whole match all I could think of was to not give them any reason to mock or hurt me. They made it a point to never pass me the ball and shove me out of the way as if I was invisible. So I got so mad that I just went for the ball and dribbled all the way to the other side of the court where I thought the other teamā€™s hoop was.

Itā€™s only at mid-sprint, in the middle of the court, that I realizeā€¦ I was about to shoot in my own teamā€™s hoop :woman_facepalming: By reflex and totally embarrassed, I just shakily pass the ball to one of my teammates who takes it and immediately drops to the floor, laughing his ass off, just like everyone else in the class.

I was mortified and tried really hard not to cry. I went to sit down on the bench, tearing up, when the teacher passed by, smiling, and said ā€œIt happens to the best of usā€. Until this day I donā€™t know if she was smiling to make me feel better or if she was just trying to contain her laughter.

Years later, I still cringe a little bit. I wish I had been there to hug my younger self. But now Iā€™m able to tell a bunch of strangers on this forum about it and laugh. I swear, Iā€™m not an idiot nor do I suck at basketball, but I just had a lot in my mind that day I guess :sweat_smile:

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My school starts tomorrow
And Iā€™m like so anxious and stressed.
With who am going to sit? What if I donā€™t know what to talk about?
Am I going to be awkward?
Will my grades be bad as last year ? Maybe worse ? (omg please no)
Do you know any hacks?
I feel like Iā€™m going to be the biggest loser !!!

Donā€™t be afraid. Youā€™ve been to school plenty of times.

Sitting: Find a friend. Usually teachers let you sit By people the first week.

Awkward: Whatā€™s wrong with being awkward?

Grades: Study!! Donā€™t be afraid to ask for help!! Thatā€™s what teachers are there for!!

Hacks: Donā€™t do anything stupid?

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Thanks

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Mine was shit. Literal shit. A huge big stinky shit.

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i have a standardized test in math yay!!!

history sucks- well i like history but the class is kinda confusing but yet so easy

ughhh so i have to do a presentation in my english class but ya girl got it in the bag (i think?)

i hate science sm. but i like the teacher hes chill anyways none of my friends are in this class and its mostly these smart and sporty boys and popular girls :woman_facepalming: plus im in a table w dumb and dumber AND I HAVE TO DO ALL the freaking work. idek how im gonna survive because in past grades iā€™ve loveddddddd science class it was what i looked forward to but now i dread it :sweat::woman_shrugging:

also there is this girl im kinda friends w and we have last period together and we had to get in groups, so i kicked her in a way to show that we were gonna be partners but nope she said ā€œno stopā€ and she went to be partners with another girl in my class. and i had an anxiety class and ideky.

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Darn, Iā€™m sorry about that. I hope tomorrowā€™s better. Do you want to talk about it? :0

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officially cant stand my stupid science class

Whatā€™s your favourite subject?

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probably orchestra or english

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