frowns in confusion
why do you clever people have to make life so hard?
frowns in confusion
why do you clever people have to make life so hard?
Is it us or is it life that makes itself difficult?
ushers away give my brain some peace
Have you ever thought if you were like "Iām coming in five minutes"
and then end up late but really youāre not late because itās someone elseās thought of time and you could just say i arrived perfectly on time because itās my perspective of it and you canāt change it because youāre not me (i think of that way too much)
the next time you hear anyone complain about the weather and how "Summer/Winter is supposed to be here" just tell them time is a man made concept therefore we probably made a mistake and nature has actually perfect timing.
a less stressful one that i thought of in a science test :
What would happen if a kidās parents wanted to get divorced because one of them liked cats but hated dogs and the other liked dogs but hated cats ?
More people should be thinking of butterfly effect
Probably everyone had one in their lifetime, just donāt realize it (not realizing is for the best)
If you clean a vacuum cleaner, arenāt you the vacuum cleaner?
Oā¦ mā¦ gā¦!
The time one or the vacuum cleaner one?
Bothš
Hereās a good oneā¦
Normality doesnāt exist. Weirdness is normal, therefore weirdness is needed to balance out normality. But normality is not normal. So normality isnāt real, itās fake.
Wowā¦ did you see my one?
Nope. Where is it?
Oh wait.
The mirrors one that made me think I was on drugs for a moment?
When you cough into your arm arenāt you spreading germs around your whole body?
How do clothes get clean if they are washed with other dirty clothes?
Iāll add more once I think of them
Iām gonna be thinking about all of these all dayš
I think abt the cough 24/7
Did you see my one about the mirror?