Oh-
Iβll try it. 
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Dear Samson,
My sincerest apologies for cutting your hair, betraying you, and being the cause of your death. If Iβm being completely honest, which Iβm sure youβd have appreciated, I think you made too much of a big deal out of it stop being a baby and just grow it back, but really I am very sorry and now clearly understand my mistake, and how important it is to you. If itβs any help, you at least looked better on your deathbed, it really couldβve used a trim anyway, so in that way I more did you a favour. Not that it matters to you anymore, you know, because you know, youβre dead, but it wasnβt anything personal, just business.
-Delilah
Uhh, I tried my best.
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I love it! 
Next prompt?
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Oh right I forgot, sorry.
New prompt: Coronavirusβ excuse to the world for infecting everyone.
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That prompt, though 
Whatcha gotta say for yourself, corona? 
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I know, right? The next noteβs about to get heated. 
Iβd do it myself, but Iβm trying to stay out of the competition.
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Yess 
Is it okay to participate twice? Iβve already done one but this prompt has got me fired up 
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Yes, absolutely!
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Ooh 
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Dear Humans,
Look, I know I ruined and infected your world for almost two yearsβ¦ But I have a valid reason! You see, I got jealous when I saw other diseases infecting you, and I wasnβt allowed to come because I was too powerful. (Iβm not bragging, Iβm just too good ) So anywaysβ¦ You people are so happy with your dilly-dallying, so I want a chance to ruin everything! Itβs what every disease dreams of every since theyβre born, so this is my time to shine. But I donβt feel like going back after being here for so long, it feels like home now! I hope you donβt mind? Nah, Iβm sure you wonβt! Thanks for everything, puny Humans.
Yours truly,
Corona virus 
Next Prompt: Excuse Hitler for killing people and trying to start world wars.
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Dear Germans I will like to start off with saying that I had a good reason to start was it was all because not all of you had blond hare and blue eyes I thought if we all looked the same we can see there will be less hatred in this country and that I really hate people who are different but because of that I deiced to pay guilty in trail so because of that I decided to commit suicide
again Iβm so sorry for my sins
I hope you all will forgive me someday
Sincerely Hitler
How is that? I looked him up?
it was bad was it 
Next prompt excuse Maleficent for putting a sleeping curse on Princess Aurora
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I couldnβt do it better. 
So not bad at all.
Dear Princess Aurora,
I am sorry that I caused a deep sleep curse on you. But of course I had no choice. I had to do it, to save the land I made myself. I hope you slept well and wish you all the good.
Love Maleficent
Next prompt excuse for the Witch for giving Snowwhite the poisoned apple
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I- Iβm jumping in. I donβt qualify for the wall, though (unless you guys think my note should, I guess.) Ahem:
Dear Snow White,
Alright, alright, I apologize for offering you that poisoned apple! 
But itβs not my fault you were gullible enough to eat it! I mean, come on - a woman who hates your guts and has already tried to kill you once offers you something to eat and you just fall for it?! Pleeeeeaase, you deserved to die at that point. But back to my point, Iβmβ¦ sorry (boy, I hate saying that 
) for trying to kill you, but you were a threat to my reign, little twerp! And that stupid mirror wouldnβt shut up about how pretty you were!! 
But please, show some mercy on your stepmother and let me out of this dungeon. I promise not to kill you or whatever.
Signed,
The Evil Queen
Next Prompt: Excuse Aphrodite for starting the Trojan war.
Alternate prompt: Excuse Adam and Eve for eating the apple.
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this note should be on the wall good job you did better then I did?
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This has gotta be on the wall itβs awesome!
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Dear God,
Okay, yes, we did eat the apple that you told us not to. For real, though, it was the snake that told us to and I mean reallyβ¦ who doesnβt love apples? Besides, if we get to the real point: Why did you give us a tree you didnβt want us to eat from. The blame is really put on you, isnβt it? But, I digress. This whole βbanished from the Gardenβ thing really sucks. So, yeahβ¦ sorry for the apple thing! Can we come back now?
βA & E
Next prompt: Juliet for faking dead on Romeo and causing him to kill himself.
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K, by popular agreement it goes on the wall. 
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Yay!
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