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Oh-
I’ll try it. :see_no_evil:

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Dear Samson,
My sincerest apologies for cutting your hair, betraying you, and being the cause of your death. If I’m being completely honest, which I’m sure you’d have appreciated, I think you made too much of a big deal out of it stop being a baby and just grow it back, but really I am very sorry and now clearly understand my mistake, and how important it is to you. If it’s any help, you at least looked better on your deathbed, it really could’ve used a trim anyway, so in that way I more did you a favour. Not that it matters to you anymore, you know, because you know, you’re dead, but it wasn’t anything personal, just business.
-Delilah

Uhh, I tried my best. :see_no_evil:

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I love it! :joy: :clapping:
Next prompt?

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Oh right I forgot, sorry.
New prompt: Coronavirus’ excuse to the world for infecting everyone.

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:rofl:

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That prompt, though :ok_hand: Whatcha gotta say for yourself, corona? :roll_eyes:

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I know, right? The next note’s about to get heated. :sweat_smile: I’d do it myself, but I’m trying to stay out of the competition.

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Yess :sunglasses: Is it okay to participate twice? I’ve already done one but this prompt has got me fired up :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Yes, absolutely!

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Ooh :heart_eyes:

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Dear Humans,
Look, I know I ruined and infected your world for almost two years… But I have a valid reason! You see, I got jealous when I saw other diseases infecting you, and I wasn’t allowed to come because I was too powerful. (I’m not bragging, I’m just too good :sunglasses:) So anyways… You people are so happy with your dilly-dallying, so I want a chance to ruin everything! It’s what every disease dreams of every since they’re born, so this is my time to shine. But I don’t feel like going back after being here for so long, it feels like home now! I hope you don’t mind? Nah, I’m sure you won’t! Thanks for everything, puny Humans.

Yours truly,
Corona virus :heart:

Next Prompt: Excuse Hitler for killing people and trying to start world wars.

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Dear Germans I will like to start off with saying that I had a good reason to start was it was all because not all of you had blond hare and blue eyes I thought if we all looked the same we can see there will be less hatred in this country and that I really hate people who are different but because of that I deiced to pay guilty in trail so because of that I decided to commit suicide
again I’m so sorry for my sins
I hope you all will forgive me someday
Sincerely Hitler
How is that? I looked him up?

it was bad was it :woman_facepalming:t2:

:star: Next prompt excuse Maleficent for putting a sleeping curse on Princess Aurora :star:

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I couldn’t do it better. :wink: So not bad at all.

Dear Princess Aurora,

I am sorry that I caused a deep sleep curse on you. But of course I had no choice. I had to do it, to save the land I made myself. I hope you slept well and wish you all the good.

Love Maleficent

Next prompt excuse for the Witch for giving Snowwhite the poisoned apple

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I- I’m jumping in. I don’t qualify for the wall, though (unless you guys think my note should, I guess.) Ahem:

Dear Snow White,
Alright, alright, I apologize for offering you that poisoned apple! :angry: But it’s not my fault you were gullible enough to eat it! I mean, come on - a woman who hates your guts and has already tried to kill you once offers you something to eat and you just fall for it?! Pleeeeeaase, you deserved to die at that point. :roll_eyes: But back to my point, I’m… sorry (boy, I hate saying that :face_vomiting:) for trying to kill you, but you were a threat to my reign, little twerp! And that stupid mirror wouldn’t shut up about how pretty you were!! :face_with_symbols_over_mouth: But please, show some mercy on your stepmother and let me out of this dungeon. I promise not to kill you or whatever.
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Signed,
The Evil Queen

Next Prompt: Excuse Aphrodite for starting the Trojan war.

Alternate prompt: Excuse Adam and Eve for eating the apple.

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this note should be on the wall good job you did better then I did?

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This has gotta be on the wall :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: it’s awesome!

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Dear God,
Okay, yes, we did eat the apple that you told us not to. For real, though, it was the snake that told us to and I mean really… who doesn’t love apples? Besides, if we get to the real point: Why did you give us a tree you didn’t want us to eat from. The blame is really put on you, isn’t it? But, I digress. This whole β€œbanished from the Garden” thing really sucks. So, yeah… sorry for the apple thing! Can we come back now?

–A & E

Next prompt: Juliet for faking dead on Romeo and causing him to kill himself.

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K, by popular agreement it goes on the wall. :relieved:

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Yay!

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Some more tags for my favorite band of idiots.πŸ’•

@Alishka.Writes @OCEANIA @Deevas

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