Untrue and Fake Answers

No, I hear they’re horrible and taste like lemon and milk mixed together.

Do you think a spider could ever live inside a person?

Spiders have been known to breed inside of a person’s skin. In fact the average person have up to 8 spider legs somewhere in their body at all times.

What’s the best color?

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Orange.
What is the craziest dog breed?

A Labrador because they do science experiments in the house.

Who is the best actress?

My best friend

Why do people sometimes give secrets away?

Because they accidentally opened the bag that had the cat in it.

Why won’t Episode stop writing romance?

Because everyone loves Episode’s cringy love stories!

Why is it so cold in my town?

Because the sun is cold

Why don’t we understand each other?

Because we’re not trying to understand each other. Or it could be because what we’re saying makes zero sense to each other lol. But we could understand each other if we try to.

Why do we exist?

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We don’t.

Have you eaten food before?

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Never tried doing that.

How many reads does your story have?

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So many, I’ve written a billion!!!

How much diversity does your story have?

None, why would I put that on it?

Have you ever jumped towards an elephant?

Yes and I had a cup of water and accidentally drowned the elephant with it.

Have you ever been punched by an Episode Ink or Limelight character?

Nuu, of course not! Why’d that ever happen to me?

Do you fall for bad boys?

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Only if they have leather jackets! Otherwise they are normal.

Do you kill Episode bad boys?

Nuu, why would I. I definitely don’t go out in the night ready to drink blood.

Have you ever eaten a shoe?

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No. People say they have a weird texture so I eat hats instead.

Have you ever eaten @anon54207210?

Duh, I eat myself all the fricking time! I’m delicious :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Have you ever licked shoes

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No hats are better in every way.

Have you ever been haunted by a demon?