Your tongue doesn’t rest comfortably in your mouth.
Are you blinking enough? Great, now you’re blinking manually.
What about your breathing? Congratulations, you’re now breathing manually.
There’s probably loads more of things like these, but these are the only ones I can think of right now lol
I think the same stuff 
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Is your back straight? Well now it’s eitheress straight or more
What the hell the person that discovered milk from cows was trying to do with the cow.
When a chicken pops out a egg what made them want to just eat it.
How the heck did people just look at something and decide to name it what they did like grass or skin lol
Just thought of another one.
What the hell do you think the first person to have twins reacted like? She was expecting one and then, poof, you’ve got two babies honey.
Thought of this one:
How did people realise air existed? And why is it called air?
It’s not fair that coffee stains your teeth brown, but milk doesn’t stain them white.
why does you nose run and your feet smell?
Omfg 
Why du ppl eat eggs? 
Milk is cow’s breastmilk.
If an ant die does it get eaten by a worm or an ant?
Who recognized crimes and made them crimes?
Because they’re tasty. Scrambled eggs, though, not fried ones (ew)
Who the hell invented birthdays? Did someone just watch a gory ass birth and thought “I would want to be reminded of this every single year and also get presents and cake!”
What was before they made the first language? How did someone make the first language? Is how babies talk natural human kanguage like dogs’ or cats’ that just talk their specias language?
(I’m pretty sure I misspelled just about 30+ words)
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