Weirdest Things Said By People

The worst pArt is when I said that I thought I sounded so smart bc I was trying to say if you drink too much water you die but I failed :joy::crazy_face:

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:rofl::rofl::rofl: you. actual. genius

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“you can’t play Monster High with us because there’s no brown character.”

excuse me?? there’s no white, black, Hispanic, or Asian characters either.
you know why? THEY’RE LITERAL MONSTERS

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1.) “Gets shot. Goes to jail”

2.) “He fingered my but through my pants”

We have a new one here I heard today!

3.) “I want him to rip my but cheeks”

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I’ve heard this
“The Earth is Flat”

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“Being feminine means slutty”

Awww hell no!! You messed with the wrong girl.

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And they’re fictional

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Someone told me “Christianity is pointless and all churches are cults.”

This teenager at the mall said “I wish Freddie Mercury was my grandpa.”

I once snuck into the staff room. I overheard the teachers saying “I hate teaching kids.”

My friend was drunk and said “I wanna kiss you Lewis!”

Somebody said to me “you don’t look south asian. You’re too fair.”

When I was in primary school, my aunt said “you know, we come from a long line of doctors. It’s a shame you’re a gifted program reject.”

My neighbours always tell me “are you attatched to radios that much?”

I tell myself “Imma smexy legend.”

I overheard my colleague saying “I flushed a sock down the toilet.”

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“you can’t play Monster High with us because there’s no brown character.”
bruh there aren’t any white characters either there are monsters ?? wth??? that is so weird? and it doesn’t make any sence !!

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Wow, that’s idiotic.
Honestly, the dumbest things I hear come from Alonzo Lerone’s video.

At school, though, the boys are really immature. If you don’t wear makeup, don’t have a pretty face with selfie lips, or have a Kardashian booty, you’re automatically considered flat and undatable.

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Clawdeen’s a POC, though, lol!

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Yeah but as a kid I wouldn’t be like: YOU’RE BLACK YOU CAN’T JOIN MH!! like clawdeen is dark skined ? and even more people are dark skined however I can’t remember it because I haven’t watched it in so long

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“You’re too old to be wearing clothes that show your figure” rolls eyes

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“Bananas are potassium”

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“He’s dark white.”

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I’m hollering :joy:

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“Your shoe size is 20 liters”

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Clawdeen was beautiful and black. :relieved: Well, a brown skinned monster. It was obvious she was though.

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“I died, but im still alive”

Oh I’ve got one “How can you say you want to be vegan when you’re wearing a cotton shirt, they killed sheep for that!”

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