What did you dream last night?

One time the guy I was having pre-maritial :wink: relations with said he had a dream that I kept jumping onto him and clinging on him and he liked it?

I was like uhhh okay :joy:

Weirdly enough, I had a dream that he had a girlfriend named Saryah who loved strawberry milk and hated when people spelled her name “Sarah”

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bruh :skull::skull:

why am i laughing so hard at this

all of u guy’s dreams are sad but i can’t stop laughing :weary::joy::joy:

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:joy:

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I had a weird dream about aliens
 I think I’m reading to much of Galactic Game :joy::joy:

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Sorry, I don’t know if this was supposed to be funny but I laughed for 2 minutes straight after reading this. :cowboy_hat_face:

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This made me laugh too :cowboy_hat_face::joy:

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It wasn’t, I just wrote my latest dream but GREAT, LAUGH IT UPPPP!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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:joy:

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I was so excited about my mum being pregnant that I ended up having this weird dream that whenever the baby [who was a boy] grew older everyone got smaller. Then some how my dream just changed and me and my family went hunting for lions, and my dad told me to take a gun. Very weird dream. I woke up sweating like crazy.

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So this wasn’t last night but it was yesterday. I came home after my final,I took a nap and I dreamed I got a 59% on the test I took and my professor’s comment was just “what?”. I was hurt cause I studied non-stop man :pensive:

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 What?! :joy::joy::joy:

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I know. It was the weirdest dream ever :sweat_smile:

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I dreamt that I was a waitress at my SIL’s wedding


but she’s already married

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Hmm, I dreamt that I was a Hunter in one of my favorite video games, and I was on a rescue mission for a missing Guardian. It was a dangerous quest, so they picked me. Why was it dangerous, you ask? I had to get a crap-ton of black Silent Hill/Resident Evil monsters called Nightmares. If you got caught, you died in real life, so you had to use stealth to get past em’.
Guess what I did? I decided to attack the Nightmares, and they were immune from my attacks. R.I.P, me.

There was a reason they called it the Nightmare. It looked like something out of your worst nightmares

I’m genuinely scared of my own brain. How the heck can it imagine something so
 (ill end here, already too long)

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Nightmares, man. (and not the monster.)

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I had a dream that I was dancing in the rain :cloud_with_rain: :dancer:

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I had a bad dream about relapsing again


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I dreamt that I went to my old highschool for some documents, then my parents woke me up to go to my old highschool for those same documents :scream:

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Inbetween sleep, when your really tired and your inbetween being asleep and awake and your body twitches.

When your being chased, but your running as fast as you can but not getting anywhere. You wake up sweating and dehydrated.

When your half asleep but still awake and everything seems to be really huge.

I usto sleep walk. My dad once found me on the sofa downstairs in the pitch black and asked me what I was doing, he said I told him I was waiting for him to take me to school. It was 2am.

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I remember nothing