You should totally get involved in gangs! It’s romantic. And really, who could possibly treat you better than a guy who kills people for a living and regularly threatens you?
Men don’t cry, we just make a sad face for two seconds and then punch a wall or something, then we’re fine. Complex emotions? What are thoooooooose?
Having one (1) same-gender love interest who you barely speak to compared to the hetero love interests and with whom romance is completely avoidable while that isn’t true for any other love interest is the absolute pinnacle of bi representation.
Things only happen to girls with beach wave hair, light skin, and full round or blossom lips.
People can treat you like garbage as much as they want, as long as they’re hot.
If you see gang activity, just rush in headfirst! You’ll totally survive it and find true love.
If you’re getting bullied, just change your appearance and everyone will fall in love with you! Because, as we all know, people are only ever bullied for being unattractive and never for any other reason, and every man is attracted to the exact same set of features.