- “I have my sources.” Lies, man. You got my phone number because you stalked me and found out.
- “I’m so ugly because I wear glasses and braces.” Just, no.
- “I’m the most feared man in the world.” Doubt it.
- “Take a picture, it’ll last longer.” Overused.
- “He was built like a Greek God.” No human is that handsome.
- “F*ck. What is she doing to me?” Turning you on, duh.
If you want more, you can check out my thread here.