Mine is when I was little my mom and some of my brothers and I were living with someone who had a pond and one day we got this littel drit bike and my mom was teaching me how to reide it but as I was riding it there was a tree and insted of going around the tree I went stright into the pond with the dirt bike and some one was lughing it was so funny
Probably getting chased around the mall parking lot by a druggie , one of the scariest, but funniest, moments of my life.
Probably being chased by a wood chuck in the woods
Chased by a mad dog. The fear is real
I believe you.
why did it chase you?
Wait so you went into the pond with a dirt bike? So I guess it’s safe to say that you were: “just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming”
I had to
LOL and that’s my name but my name is spelled Dori there id no y in my name.
in middle school i convinced my teacher to let me take control of the class. him trusting me, he left for a snack and i proceeded to yell math equations at my classmates and hit them with a big a*s ruler. by the time my teacher came back, we were all in tears-
that is not funny it’s mean .
it sounds really bad, but i meant in tears laughing, we’re all joking 24/7😭
a lot of them were boys who enjoy physical fights, and the girls are the ones i talked to for fun so i could hit them
btw, i was smaller than most of them and can’t yell loud so it wasn’t the most intimidating💀
I did a front flip on a chair on accident. To this day I don’t know how that was even possible.
I also got chased around the neighborhood by my neighbors dog.
(Warning, the first story is mildly gross and involves babies and barf)
So when my daughter was only a couple months old, I was reclined on the couch and I had her laying on my chest. My fiancé (then boyfriend) comes in the door, and I look up and smile at him and his response is “Chloe’s throwing up!”
I look at him stupid and say “yeah right!”
Only to look back down and notice that Chloe was indeed barfing…right down my shirt…
And another story!
Quite a few years ago, when I was only dating my fiancé for a couple months, him, my dad and myself had just gotten McDonald’s at like 11pm. Erik opens his box and comments on how beautiful his burger looks. Amazed, I stare at it too, and then my dad says “are you sure they gave you a real one?”
Now I’m confused.
Erik chimes in and says “I think they gave me the display burger!”
I go into a massive rant here, saying how we need to take the burger back and get a real one, because this one looks too damn good to be a real burger and we paid money for food…not whatever this was!
My dad and Erik bust up laughing!!! and I can’t figure out why!!!
They eventually told me it was a joke, there’s no such thing as a fake burger, the burger was indeed real, and I’ve had the ass end of that joke for almost 7 years now lmaoooooo
McDonald’s doesn’t have display burgers.
I don’t know about funniest, but… There are some snapshots, I suppose.
New years 2014 I believe it was, I was at a party with some friends. I’ve never been particularly comfortable with them, still aren’t, so I mostly kept myself out to the side. Talking and that sort, enjoying some cider, and generally trying to have the best time I could.
Well, I had to go to the toilet, so I excused myself before moving towards the stairs. As I’m about to descend, I hear someone calling out my name, and I, in my inebriated state, ended up tripping. I fell down the stairs! Now the thing is, I was still carrying two cans of cider in my hands (ain’t gonna leave my drinks free), and throughout my tumble down…
I didn’t spill anything. I remember huffing surprised at the bottom, holding the cans safe and secure still, without even the slightest of loss. And I was otherwise completely fine as well; a little sore I suppose, but nothing terrible.
One of my more artistic, LOTR superfan, friends decided to call me the Guardian of Minas’Ciderith afterwards.
Prpbably more fun to be there than to hear about it, but we spent the evening laughing it out.
Only negative is that I was suddenly in the center of attention from everyone. That sucked.
I don’t know what I was thinking lmao
I’ve never seen (and haven’t seen since) a fast food burger look so…perfect!
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