(Warning, the first story is mildly gross and involves babies and barf)
So when my daughter was only a couple months old, I was reclined on the couch and I had her laying on my chest. My fiancé (then boyfriend) comes in the door, and I look up and smile at him and his response is “Chloe’s throwing up!”
I look at him stupid and say “yeah right!”
Only to look back down and notice that Chloe was indeed barfing…right down my shirt…
And another story!
Quite a few years ago, when I was only dating my fiancé for a couple months, him, my dad and myself had just gotten McDonald’s at like 11pm. Erik opens his box and comments on how beautiful his burger looks. Amazed, I stare at it too, and then my dad says “are you sure they gave you a real one?”
Now I’m confused.
Erik chimes in and says “I think they gave me the display burger!”
I go into a massive rant here, saying how we need to take the burger back and get a real one, because this one looks too damn good to be a real burger and we paid money for food…not whatever this was!
My dad and Erik bust up laughing!!! and I can’t figure out why!!!
They eventually told me it was a joke, there’s no such thing as a fake burger, the burger was indeed real, and I’ve had the ass end of that joke for almost 7 years now lmaoooooo