What makes you roll your eyes every time you hear it?

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:joy::joy::joy: people be annoying sometimes

i feel your pain :smiley:

Yayyy! Fellow left hander!

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:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy: i’m actually right handed

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sorry. i just get annoyed by people who don’t have any good questions to ask

Ohhhh :joy::joy:

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I completely understand - idiotic questions are unproductive af :joy::sweat_smile:

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:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy: ikr

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people looking at me and assuming:
“Hey! Where in Africa are you from?”
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I’M AFRO-AMERICAN AND CARIBBEAN BRUH. Not all black people are straight from Africa, and not all Africans are black. Damn.

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“Look at him! Dressed in black, riding motorcycles and puffing cigarettes! He is a BAD BOY, people! He must have broken thousands of girls’ hearts by now. He always breaks school rules and never listens to his elders! Who knows he might also be doing drugs? Blah, blah blah…”

Popo rolls his eyes, throws down the cig and and crushes it under his boot. “Well what can we do when life’s being a son of a frickin’ whoopledopplegrog?” He revved up the engine and started going back to school to prepare his team of unprepared lichens for the upcoming Inter State Science Whiz Quiz Competition. On reaching school, he found hoards of students. Being a friendly person, he gave a mock salute to everyone to which everyone, boys and girls both, gave a mock salute of their own.

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I laughed way harder than I should have

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I have another thing that makes me ROLL my eyes, literally –

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Spill

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iMiTaTe a CeRtAiN bArBiE vOiCe –

“Ugh! My job is so stressful! All day I have to sit in an office cubicle doing reports, calculating the multimillionnaire company’s budget and profits, estimating the salaries of employees, going through the pensions of those old and wrinkly retirees…Ugh! Just Ugh! I don’t even have the time to adjust my makeup. Like, I have to show my blotchy face to them pocket-full and handsome gazillionaires! Oof! What would they think of me?! And it has been a month since I last took a vacation! And my salary?! Dammit! Its more shitty than Paris Hilton’s closet! Yada, yada, yada…”

Okay –

  • First of all, she doing her thang in a multimillionaire company, yo? That means it has nearly all the facilities and amenities that any job needer could ever dream of!
  • Second, if she thinks being an accountant for such a good and financially stable enterprise is stressful, think of the soldiers in the army that risk their life for our protection! Think of the construction workers and miners who work more outta their potential and still earn so little! Do these people get vacation for that? Do these people get any of those facilities for their work? No!
  • Third, if we are compassionate and determined and hard working towards doing something, only then we should do it. For Heaven’s Sake! Why she so concerned about her makeup and how she looks?! Everyone is beautiful in the world. And she ain’t doing a favour to the company by working all day. Those retirees are the reason why that company is at its finest and she chose to get a job in it. Those employees put their blood and sweat to help the company grow and also put their family in tne first place. Thank you.
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Ah, I’ve met people like that before and they made me want to rip my hair out. I mean I can understand that everybody is allowed to feel whatever they want to feel, but when people fret like this repetitively that’s when it’s really annoying and has to stop lmao

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When people say:

  • “You’re so short

Okay, sooo… :facepunch:Yes, I am short, but I also own a mirror and I can see it. You don’t need to tell me that. :roll_eyes:

  • “Oh my God, you’re so cute and you have the cutest accent”

Don’t get me wrong… When I was younger , being called cute didn’t bother me at all, but seriously…NOW??? :face_with_raised_eyebrow: In my view… “Cute” is for puppies. :dog:
So now, when someone says “You’re cute” I keep saying “I know. I have been World champion of cuteness for the past 5 years. However, this year I’m going to give up the title”:thinking:

  • “Oh… so you’re from Poland or smth , you look like polish…”

:facepunch: :facepunch: :facepunch: Like… NOOOO!!! Poland is a different country… I’m from LITHUANIA and then they’re like

https://coub.com/view/3ulyb

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Can’t relate with the accent part oof

Some people say, “you’re voice is soo deep or your accent is deep”

i mean I’m aware, it’s not like I have a high-pitched cutesy anime voice or whatever but oof

I don’t have high-pitched anime voice as well. :joy:It’s just probably the way I talk I guess? :roll_eyes: :thinking: I tried to ask why they always say that, but I just got: “You know… you just sound really cute when you speak.” Like Wuuut?! " I know that English isn’t my native language, but seriously…This is how I speak :sweat_smile:

Try taking it as a compliment. It’s a good thing, maybe they just enjoy hearing your voice

Yeah same here, English isn’t really my first language but I’m a lot fluent in English than in my native language

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