My biggest fear is losing the fight to Freddie Mercury
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What fight?!?! 
Ok, get ready to hear our long, complicated, stupid history
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I had a dream where I was at a party and I ended up pissing off Freddie Mercury and we got into a massive fight. Then I threw a sausage at his head and yelled “fruit,” and all I remember after that was that some random drunk guy was yelling”sausages!”
So now we’re rivals and I’m planning to fight again, his time with more sausages. That’s how I got into Queen.
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So you knew Queen before you knew Queen?
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I knew it before, then forgot about it, then that’s how I got into it again.
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Oh wow… Fight that win!
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Okay, I know you aren’t being funny and all but I laughed at the part where you said you threw a sausage at his head. LMAOOOOO!
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And I said “fruit.”
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But how did you piss him off?
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Yes, and that part especially made me laugh even harder. I’m supposed to be asleep because of school tomorrow and you got me in my room cackling really loudly.
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I’m pretty sure I said “You think you’re so great, just because you can sing. Well you’re just a stupid freak, Farrokh.” And thenI proceeded to insult everything about him.
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You called him by his real name?? Oh no. No wonder that happened
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And that douchebag called my “Xylophone Persephone.” I insulted his teeth and he insulted mine. Then I said his hair was ugly and he said the same to me. Then he made fun of my weirdness and I yelled out his real name in front of everyone. Then we fought
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But it was his fault! He told me my name was ugly!
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You made fun of his overbite?
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He deserved it! Then that loser made fun of my crooked vampire teeth. Argh
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That was a stupid move.
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How did you attack him?
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He attacked first. He slapped me in the face and then I punched him a million times.
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