Pineapple on pizza? Yes! 
When do you pour milk? A. F. T. E. R.
Is hot dog a sandwich? No?
Is it called soda or pop? Neither, fizzy drink 
Which way should toilet paper be on the roll? Over! Why tf would you have it under?
How do you cut sandwiches? Triangles!
How many holes does a straw have? One long hole. If you poke a hole through material, it’s just one hole even though there’s a hole on both sides of the material. A straw is just an example of that with a thicker material (imagine if the straw was solid and then you poked a hole through the middle).