Pineapple on pizza? No!
When do you shower? Meh, sometimes morning, afternoon, or night
When do you pour milk? AFTER cereal
Is a hot dog a sandwich? Isn’t it considered a taco?
Is it called soda or pop? Soda!
Which way should toilet paper be on the roll? O V E R
How do you cut sandwiches? Triangles!
How many holes does a straw have? ONE