The title says it all!
I had a dream where I was making fried rice, and a pterodactyl ripped off my roof and stole it. He then flew away. Enraged, I traveled the world, joined by Han Solo, my uncle, Natalie Portman, and a man made of eggs to reclaim my fried rice.
Alas, it was not meant to be. When we arrived, the Pterodactyl killed us all with his laser nipples. As I faded, he ate my fried rice.