Lol
I throw sharpened crayons at the toilet too back then lol
Being Xylo…I am le definitzion of weird.
Weirdly, I never ate weird thingz
-I went to la mall with two different shoes, a crazeh outfit and sang.
-When I was younger I smashed a cupcake in a bully’s face
-Using this emoji way tuu much.
-Made mah own language
-I snuck in bibles when I was younger…my parents threw them in le bin
-I loved tu pee in la pool sumtimes
-I became a ratzol.
Damn, that bully got rekt, badassss
hmm ive done alot of wierd things in my life so lets just recapt my primary school years
prep- punch a child in the face and ripped off his shirt pocket (we were playing a fighting game with other kids, none of us were hurt but we got in trouble anyways)
1- ate paper because it looked like icecream. (the paper was pink and scrunched up with orange paper as the cone)
2- licked the floor as a dare… teacher walked in on us.
3- Shaved a tree
4- pretened to eat a lady bug
5- decided i would do a triple piggyback with me on the bottom. my back still hurts
6- roly polyed down the hill and then "rested"on the bottom. (me and my friend got lots of wierd looks bc every one was all ‘cool’) then climbed a tree, teacher saw so i booked it. ended up getting orange slip whilist my friend who stayed behind got a purple (3 purples=1 orange. 1 orange= call to parents)
so yeah, i was pretty weird.
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Woah, This may sound weird, but that hellass sounds fun lol
Ikr! This was like last year around Christmas too
Green
Green wut? Lol
1.Twerk In every session of Hip Hop In Middle School
2,ALWAYS scratch stains with my NAILS in Elementary/Primary School
3.Bite My Crazy Aaron’s Putty
4.Until I learned about ASMR I called “satisfying” voices “yummy” voices and even searched it up
5. Roly Polly in Middle School in Camp (I was 12) and shouted (some words…)
6. A girl hit me on the back hard and called me weak. But I had cold water in my bottle (TEA)
And splashed her in front of everyone.No one Snitched
7.ALWAYS brought ICE TEA to School
8. Always sipped and ate food in a “way” to gain attention
9.Tried to act “Sexy” in Middle School while “Cleaning”
Don’t Judge Me
It’s okay I won’t, damnn youu so extraaa gurllll no gonna dare mess with yaaa
Omg but like I was walking back to class from A high math education class and everyone was like “oh Shes here” “Shh!” “put the bottle down”. I could hear them through the window. And Then I walked in…
Lol daaaaamn in elementary I was like such a pushover lol except for 5th and 6th grade
Omg My Elementary was weird This boy was trying to get my attention but he “accidentally” shoved me into the middle of the shelf with the rubbish bin and I ALMOST FELL IN and OMG our faces were so close If I was in high school I would’ve totally closed the gap I mean he was an “okay” guy and when I mean “okay” I mean that lots of girls liked him
Lol my elementary was like, supeeeeeer boring (except for 5th grade and 6th grade again) likeee literally nothing happened I was dying out of boredom everyday
I climbed to my house’s roof from a tree when I was 9 and had 2 friends over that did the same. My parents went ballistic when they found us up there, they called the other two girls’ parents and practically created a little rescue unit to get us down.
I have no regrets, that was awesome, but still pretty weird I think.
Btw, why is everything weird things people did as children? I did bunch of stupid things as a teenager! (because that’s the age when you make the best decisions. stupid ones though) I’m just too embarrassed to tell anything because it’s fresh.
I have eaten paper before.
And normally I’ll have like full blown conversations with myself. In my head. Yes I’m very weird
For a period of time in my life, I found eating sand satisfying.
i licked paint like 6 months ago to prove to the boys in my class that i’m better than them