“Are you from Tennessee, because you’re the only ten I see.”
LMAO! 
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By the way, feel free to comment your own that you’ve heard. Sorry if I didn’t make that clear.
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did it hurt when you fell from heaven bc you’re an angel
I HATE THIS LINE SO MUCH I HOPE IT GETS STABBED
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This one is for my bio nerds:
Summary
Are you DNA polymerase? Because I wanna unzip your genes
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“Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?”
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Oh lord I’ve heard a lot! I’ll list them:
“Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you.”
“Are you google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.”
“Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind.”
“Are you a booger? Because I pick you.”
THEY GET WORSE FROM HERE, YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!
“Do you have a name? So, I can call you mine.”
“Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.”
“Is your mom a chicken? Because she’s eggcellent.”
“Is your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.” (I’m really sorry 
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“On a scale from 1 to 10, your a 9 because I’m the 1 you need.”
“Are you a scientist? Because I want to do you on a table, periodically” (
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“Do you believe in love at first sight? I can walk by again.”
“Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection right now.”
“Hey gorgeous, the doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.”
“You know what looks good on you? Me.”
“Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.”
“You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree. But the best way to fall…is in love with me.”
“Are you a 45 degree angle? Because your Acute-y” ( )
“Sneezes I would say God Bless You, but he already did.”
“Are you a stake? Because you’re well-done.”
“Your body is 70% water and I’m thirsty” (this one I found…)
“I’d show you my world, but I’m sure you have a mirror” 
“Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.”
“I’m not an organ donor, but I’d give you my heart.”
“Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
“Hey! you dropped something. Here’s your crown.”
“Are you a photographer? Because I can picture us together.”
That’s enough, I’ve heard pick-up lines all my life from really strange boys…but I found a handful online 
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Wow Some of those are hilarious 
I’ve heard quite a few of them but I always end up laughing my head off before they can finish whatever they were saying (I mean tbh, when people use those sort of lines it’s always hard not to laugh )
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yeah, yeah but its awkward when they’re said AT you. like…thanks?
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I just stand there and they end up walking away 
Idk what they do when they speak to u though
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I know what you mean, a few years back this kid would always say the cheesiest pick-up lines to any girl walking by, laugh it off with his friends, then walk away laughing. I think he was taunting us tbh, but he might’ve also been desperate but like you said, what are you going do… say something back?
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~which is a good majority of the pick-up lines I said above, so props to him for engraving THOSE into my system! 
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lol haha your list is so hilarious
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imagine some guy says that to his date 
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He would be the reason why hand-sanitizer exists. (pre-covid)
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aaaaaaaaah okay how do you come up with these?
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Come up with what? 
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Person working at the register: Oh sorry this register is closed for ten minutes so I can do a cash pickup.
My adhd brain having not heard a word except pickup: Can I pick you up after?
Me realising what I said: im sorry im sorry im sorry
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All of this 
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