Worst/funniest pick up line you’ve ever heard?

Maybe because I’m a face-judger, I think even your pick up line is lame or funny, I’ll forgive that if you are hot enough. I know it’s bad :woman_facepalming:t2::woman_facepalming:t2:
BTW here’s the pick up lines that I think it’s kinda lame :joy:
Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

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This one is like the perfect comeback :joy: Is it ok if I use it in my story?

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I don’t own this comeback :joy: Fill free to use it :heart:

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I have a few pick up lines :sweat_smile::joy::

“You and I are like nachos and jalapeños-I’m super cheesy and you’re super hot, we belong together.”

“Are you Australian?Cause you meet all of my koalafications”

“Want to know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U”

“Do you like Star Wars, cause Yoda only one for me”

“Are you a loan?Cause you’ve got my interest”

“Are you a campfire?Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.”

“Are you french?Cause Eiffel for you “

“You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me.”

“You like like a 9/10 and I’m the 1 for you”

“I wish I were your tangent, that way I would lie next to your curves”

“Are you a nobody?Cause nobody is perfect”

“I forgot my library card, but do you mind if I check you out?”

“Did we have class together?Cause I could’ve sworn we had chemistry together”

“You breathe oxygen?Me too , we have so much in common🤦🏾‍♀️“

“Did you sit in a pile of sugar?Cause you got a pretty sweet ass🤢”

“Do you like sailing?Cause I’d ship you and me together”

“You must be made of Fluorine,Iodine and Neon cause you’re so F,I,Ne.”

“I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find”

“You must be a broom,cause you just swept me off my feet”

“If I had a star for every time you brightened my day,I would be holding a galaxy”

“If you were a pill,I’d overdose”

“Nice last name,want to share it?”

“I think I’m the spotlight and your the light crew,cause you turn me on”

“Are you my voice?Cause I never want to lose you”

“If I could rearrange the alphabet,I would put U and I together”

“If there was thing I could change about you it would be your last name”

“Is your name Ariel?Cause we mermaid for eachother”

“My love for you is like diarrhoea,I just can’t hold it in( (sorry this one is a bit eww🤢)

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hahah i had that one lol he’s now my boyfriend for 2 years and i still annoy him with that line

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“I want to treat you the way I treat my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night”

[I am so sorry]

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I’ve heard this one—-:grimacing::grimacing:

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a girl I had a crush on said it to me as a joke, so isn’t that fun :smiley:

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Ooo romance

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Howdy! Update: Pickup-Lines! No thread dying tonight! :smiling_imp: Romantic & cheesy edition :speak_no_evil: :two_hearts:
As usual, blurred means dirty…


Of all the beautiful curves on your body, you smile is my favorite. :>
I think the gaps between my fingers were meant for yours.
Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears!
We’re not socks be we’d make a pair!
My feet are getting cold—because you knocked my socks off.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.
If looks could kill, you’d be a mass destruction.
I’m going to give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it :-;
Do you like sales? Because if you’re looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place. :sweat_smile:
Roses are red violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two!
Twinkle, twinkle little star, we can do it in the car.
Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.


covid-pickup lines:
Hey have you been tested? Because that body is sick!
If covid doesn’t take you out, can I?
Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6ft of me?
Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead.
You can’t spell virus without U and I.
Baby, do you need toilet paper? Because I can be your Prince Charmin. :rofl: :rofl:
Without you in my life, it would be as empty as a supermarket shelf.
You can’t spell quarantine without, U R A Q T (read outloud)

:speak_no_evil:

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me too I hate it

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plees dont put anything dirty because I wont stands it

I nearly barfed :face_vomiting:
idk how you make so many :joy:

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I can’t take credit for them all, but I hope you find them amusing :sweat_smile:

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romance?
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I wish, but she’s straight and I’m not :smiley:

hell, I can’t even walk straight.

I WALK :sparkles: :pan_flag: :sparkles: G A Y :sparkles: :pan_flag: :sparkles:

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[I heard that somewhere and thought it was funny sskksjkdhjfhjsg ignore me please]

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The last dirty one though :face_with_hand_over_mouth::smiley::flushed:

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Omg hahaha!!!

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I mean it’s a fact though. I’m bi and I got :sparkles: scoliosis :sparkles:

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IT’S ALL A SIGN INNIT :flushed: :flushed:

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