None, I like to stay alone. But, I’d go with the second one just in case.
Would you rather have 1M thread come back or have calling-feature in the forums?
Wut? I don’t understand but I will be choosing second cause it sounds amazing.
Would you Rather…
Smell your stinky shoes everytime you eat or Smell your smelly armpit for a lifetime?
My shoes don’t stink. 
Would you rather wear only yoga pants for the rest of your life or only wear ankle length skirts the rest of your life?
I’d rather the skirt cause that feels like a gown.
Would you rather walk barefoot on a hot sand, or barefoot on snow?
Barefoot on snow-- so long as it is not too slushy.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or Jacob Sartorius for an hour?
Online friends who understand me (since I have one)
Would you rather listen to Hey Hey Hey or Look What You Made Me Do?
Look What You Made Me Do.
Would you rather have cold or hiccups for the rest of your life?
Cold. (lol)
Would you rather eat brocolli or a very hot chilli?
Broccoli.
Would you rather wear glasses or contact lenses?
Contact lenses.
Would you rather read episode stories or write them?
Can I say both? If I had to choose one, it would be read!
Would you rather write episode stories for a living or real books?
Episode stories!!! Forever and always… 
Would you rather have your soulmate cheat on you, or have rejected your soulmate before anything could have been?
(Your soulmate doesn’t have to be with you forever, he is “the one” who understands you and makes you happy the most.
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School! (I love math… some people don’t but I do!)
Would you rather love someone but they don’t love you back, or have someone love you while you’re in a marriage without love?
They’re both unrequited-love.
Love someone but they don’t love me back… Lol idk why.
Would you rather play ridiculous bans or who posts next?
Ridiculous Bans.
What would you rather prefer? Being on the sidelines and watching all of these people have fun or actively take part in the convo?
Actively take part in the convo.
Would you rather have a time machine or 100 billion dollar?
100 billion dollars sounds great but I better go with the time machine…
Would you rather believe… “Love at first sight is true” or “You can’t judge a book by its cover.” (PS they seem to contradict each other)
Welllll I always judge books by their covers so the first one.
Would you rather meet the Queen of England, or your favourite singer/songwriter/band?
Mah favorite singer/songwriter/band because it will be impossible for the queen to meet me.
Would you rather step on a carpet of lego blocks or shattered and flattened glass?
lego. at least then I probably won’t be bleeding. still will hurt like hell though.
Would you rather fall out of a window or jump off a cliff?