No, this is Patrick.
How old are you?
999
why can’t someone drive me to the mall?
Barbie movies out of context.
Why do you exist?
becuse I inbeted time travel
Why do we have phones?
Because fish swim.
Why is there sunscreen with tanning effect?
becuse my mom took me to Disney world.
Can you see me?
I will eat ur toes son.
Why are people?
Because pirates don’t like brushing their teeth.
How do you spell eye backwards?
love
what do you sleep on?
My tv.
is mustard yellow?
No, I think it’s purple.
Who am I?
polyamorous relationship
is addison rae my mom?
yes
Is my dog a cat in disguise?
Cows burping!!
Why do we burp?
Oof ur just now replying as I go on this thread
because aliens are real
is the Easter bony real?
Santa Claus does not exist.
Are we in the simulation?
The chicken crossed the road because he want to get to the other side
How many colors are in the rainbow?
R/iam14andthisisverydeep
What are the origins of language?
WAP by CardiB
What proof is there for the earth being flat?