Because it’s a tiger
Why do I live?
Because it’s a tiger
Why do I live?
because the chicken crossed the road
how does one stop procrasinating?
They sit around
How do I ride a bike?
Cool Anyways here’s the Recipe for brownies:
1/2 cup butter
2 eggs
1 cup sugar
1/3 cup cocoa powder
2 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/2 cup flour
what does a mosquito bite feel like?
Rainbows and butterflies
What year was the world invented?
barack obama
when was the first phone developed?
2001 duh
Why do cats meow
saddest little turtle
what is doja cat’s real name
Donna the cat
Is a person with 2 first names known to be a bad person?
no, bc they eat hotdogs
how come people these days wear crop tops?
They don’t because that doesn’t exists
Why are hotdogs called hotdogs?
bc they roast bags for birds
why are u so hungry?
Because I’m a pig
Is there anything wrong having a cat?
yes, bc they love eating clothes
why is it so cold?
Because we are burning this!
What is a fries?
little pieces of chopped up ice
why are humans called humans?
Because we are alien.
Lmao
Why are their alphabet?
Because numbers are important
Why do people need to walk?
Because we need to crawls
What are legs?
They are a weird form of jello
What is a person?