Isn’t that how people eat cheese?
What’s 2+2+93+02+0.5+2/5+87?
bacon.
does jelly get hard?
Yes, like a swimming pool
Do monkeys eat people?
No they eat popcorn 
Is hello even a word?
peepee poopoo
does the sun shine when we shine together?
The moon comes out at night
How many times does a clock tick?
a melon times (
)
should blankets be allowed to travel?
No it’s should be highly illegal for that to happen.
Is being a vegan against the law?
nope. but eating vegetables are! (i’m not dumb, i swear)
why do people assume others are dating?
Because dates are a really interesting fruit.
Is it the blink of an eye or the wink of a eye?
1 Like
Can sharks do the baby shark do do do do doo doo?
Can you point me to…
you do itch a scratch, right?
how come fairies are magical?
1 Like
Because my hair.
What’s your favourite fruit?
toilet paper
can paper be used for writing?
No only microwaves can
How much will that cost please?
$9999
Can birds swim
no, they breathe in the grass
should ice melt?
Honestly idk, try throwing it of a cliff.
Should my door have a handle?
nope, it should have a snake
can roosters have babies?
yes, they give birth to giraffes
will i pass my test?