I got my wisdom teeth removed at 7:45 Pacific time… So let me hear you best dad joke. 
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I think this is against content rules.
oh, why?
ill remove it if. it is
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Idk, I saw it while looking at the new rules.
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Dad jokes are fine, I am actually pretty sure we have a dad joke thread somewhere on the forums already if you search for it 
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Cool.
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^^ here ya go 
Dad Joke: "Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up."
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akeeke, I like that 
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You heard the rumor going around about butter? Nevermind, I shouldn’t spread it
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What type of magazines do cows read? Cattlelogs 
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere 
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IM DEAD RIPTO ME 
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Me: I’m hungry
Dad: Hi hungry I’m dad
Me: I’m not joking
Dad: What, I thought you were Hungry?
Me: Your kidding me.
Dad: No, I’m dad.
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer
Because He couldn’t see himself doing it!
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I like that one!
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
The corny ones always gets me lol.
I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro.
It’s a total rip-off.
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lmaooooo