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Being short has its cons but also it’s perks. Just not many. 
My personal opinion
When some women say men ain’t shit, it just pisses me off.
I hate hate hate it and get sooo annoyed when
Annoying person: hey what should I wear this one or this one
Me: definitely that one
Annoying person: well actually I wanted to wear the other one
Me: WHYD YOU ASK ME THEN SKSKSKSJSJSKSKJSJS
When people try to show off, like they’ll say ‘i’M gOnNa bUy [insert expensive item here] sOoN’ and in like 10 months time, they still haven’t even bought it and it turns out that they were just trying to show off, like bish, are you good? 
Omg yes I totally agree I hate that GOOGLE TRANSLATE ISNT ACCURATE EVERYONE OK
*off
Also, other punctuation mistakes.
I don’t mean to be a grammar police, but at least spell correctly and use correct punctuation (grammar too) if that is your pet peeve. I get that this is the internet and people don’t gaf about that stuff, but at least stay true to your words…
Was thinking the same thing. 

Also, grammar has such a long definition… be specific what annoys you…
Aha.
and you too
lol but some conspiracies are true and some are veryyy reasonable.
Oo. Like what?
They weren’t being mean.
ik. it was kinda a joke but. y’know
Sure, okay.
practice what you preach. it isnt that hard to use correct spelling and punctuation, especially if that is your pet peeve. 

Maybe some people just type like that? Even if it isnt hard it should be up to them how they spell. Some people do that because of auto correct. Or they trynna be cute. Which is dumb, but i get where your coming coming from. I make spelling mistakes all the damn time. Momma be like, “GET YOUR BUT DOWNSTAIRS AND PRACTICE YOUR SPELLING.” Lol
No need to be rude Jayda… 
No need to be salty.