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⭗ “Brought product to surface of Mars. Stopped working. 0/10.” - Andy Weir, The Martian

⭗ “‘I know you didn’t commit the murders,’ he said. I snapped back to reality. ‘Aww, I bet you say that to all the girls.’” - Andy Weir, Artemis

⭗ "[Football rulebooks by FIFA and the NFL] do not contain the word ‘horse’, so you could try to make the Air Bud argument: there’s no rule in the books that says you can’t use a horse in football. There are rules against equipment, but a horse isn’t equipment - it’s a horse." - Randall Munroe, How To

⭗ “Overexcited? No! I’m getting very calmly worried that someone might shoot me!” - Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, Good Omens

⭗ “Then the 92^nd little pig built a house out of depleted uranium. And the wolf was like, ‘Dude.’” - Randall Munroe, What If?

♪ When Your Feet Don’t Touch the Ground ♪
From the Finding Neverland Broadway soundtrack