If you’re wondering how I’m doing, I’m definitely doing better, spending more time on things I enjoy. Watching them delete the social feed (my favourite part of the app) was the catalyst for me to realise that I was completely wasting my time on this sub-literate app run by management that was only half as mature as its preteen users. My old posts were still getting flagged for no reason up to a week after I quit.

I’m not saying that all of you are some combination of immature, toxic, or high-strung, just that there are enough of those people here to waste my time and drain my energy. I’m not saying that all of the company’s decisions are counterproductive, childish, and trashy, just enough that I can better spend my time and talents anywhere else.

So long, Episode. I’ll see you in Hell.