YES IT IS sorry Obama
I worked hard for that job.
How this traitor could have the audacity to bettray her own bestfriend ?
She stole my receipe and get my job.
Never mind.
Revenge is best served cold.
As cold as the cake I’m serving to my colleagues for retirement party.
Guess what the secret ingredient is ?
Bon Appétit, bebe
Sorry I can’t write horror/mystery AND food at the same time.
I have too much love for food.
still amazing hon
Good: You can play the guitar.
Bad: Your guitar is a plastic toy
Worse: You were supposed to play for a contest since you volunteered and now you were embarrassed because they were making fun of you of not knowing how to play the actual guitar
Good: You ordered a pizza.
Bad: You don’t like pizza
Worse: You are suposses to eat it because your mom is there and your mom hates wasting food
Good: It’s Saturday morning.
Bad: You have to study for upcoming exams
Worse: You lost your notes
Good: You got a dog.
Bad: Your allergic to dogs
Good: You have 4 weeks of no school
OMG I’m dying
Bad: You have to study all 4 weeks
Worse: Those 4 weeks account for 90% of your final grade.