then eat
I fell from the stairs
then eat
I fell from the stairs
Fall of the roof!
(So you won’t think of the pain of the stairs.)
I’m sure it works!
I am not graduating.
Graduate at home
I have to go to school
Eat at Mcdonald’s instead.
I’ve lost my keys.
Go get a copy of the keys
We’ve got a power cut
Turn on the electricity.
I’ve lost my shoes.
Look for them
I vomited on my mom
clean her up (i don’t even know if that’s dumb or not )
i don’t have anything nice to wear
Buy tight clothes
I am lost in the forest
find your way out
i don’t have enough money
Go buy some money
I can’t find the tv remote
Switch on the TV, you may find it
My phone broke
get the hottie repair man to fix it
my car won’t start
Start driving, duh
The hottie man isn’t in the shop
call him and ask him where he is, with your phone
my music won’t play
Turn the volume up
I have a headache
Just cut it off and your problem will disappear.
My computer keeps freezing all of the time!
Put it in the oven
My water bottle is empty
drink water from it
My house is on fire
Take it off the fire
My phone is at 10% and I can’t find my charger.